Getting Dressed and Fucking With People...

Ok so I am sitting here and realized that I have two important events that I am attending in California and I have to find something to wear for both. I rummage through my closet and find an old dress that I never got to wear. Its been sitting in my closet fading from white to yellow over the 4 years ( yes I will be cleaning it) and I try my luck, and see if after the weight gain and what not, and try the damn thing on. And to my honest and complete surprise the f-ing dress fit my big ass! WOW and I find this bright (and I mean bright) yellow cardigan in my closet, to which I have worn maybe once. I pair it with the dress, not bad! I just look a little preggo but that can be solved with more exercise and stopping stuffing my face. Its spring and I should look like the damn sunshine coming out of someones ass!! So now all I have to do is buy some white shoes and maybe a white clutch and presto I am set to attend one of the events! But the other event I have nothing for it! :( Ok I will just leave it to the shopping gods or my best friends...who ever has the sense to step up first...HA HA HA) So all this still needs to be packed no later then Saturday because I will be damned if I am packing at 10pm Monday night with a plane to catch at 8am Tuesday. I need to get out of that habit. Bad Monique Bad!

As far as the fucking with people. and those who know me know that this isnt my norm and I am just messing around, there is this one BITCH that I loathe with every atom in my body and I enjoy fucking with her and making her sweat ever so often. And NO! It doesnt consume my life, it's just good ol' fun on my end! I need that sort of entertainment. So today I posted a message on my myspace in my Status and Mood, oh yea and my name, that I was headed her way for 3 weeks! I want to see this bitch squirm! LOL *insert wicked witch laugh* I will leave it there for a few days and then let the truth out of the bag. I know she is going to start crap with a certain someone but you know she sholdnt have her damn noes in my business anymore. My life is mine and if she has really moved on then there won't be any drama but I am sure as I predict she will start crap...but news flash I am not stepping one foot in any state that she resides in. Anyways, that was my sick, sadistic fun for today.